Like millions of other stoners, I watched Cheech & Chong: Roasted on TBS. Having split up in the '80s after many years as the country's top pot comics and recently reunited for their Light Up America tour, Cheech & Chong were ripe to be roasted...

Tulare is California's top pot-growing county. Combining CAMP and DEA figures, CelebStoner has concluded that Tulare exceeded all other California counties in number of marijuana plants seized in 2008 by a wide margin. More than 1.2 million plants were eradicated in Tulare.

Inside: Cali's Top 20 Pot-Growing Counties

Let’s just say a plant has a determined amount of what we call dank. I don’t think I need to define this. It seems to me that a faded plant will produce less total mass, therefore creating more dank per gram on the plant. Does this make any sense? Have you ever grown a plant that was just sickly as hell, all yellow and shit, but the bud from this plant tasted better than normal?

Pictured: Subcool's Apollo-13

Researcher and author Dr. Ethan Russo has determined that plant materials dating back to 2500 BC found inside a Chinese tomb is marijuana. "This is unequivocally cannabis," claims Russo. "To our knowledge, these investigations provide the oldest documentation of cannabis as a pharmacologically active agent." The tomb is located in China's Xingjiang province - home of the world's first marijuana plant. Inside: More cannabis history

Smarcus joins CelebStoner Blogs with a fresh blast of animated mayhem - his "3 Thug Mice." This episode finds a turkey holed up in an apartment as a SWAT tries to flush it out on Thanksgiving. Fellow critters Brik, Tic and Vic take in the action. 

Inside: Watch the clip

The co-star of America's No. 1 movie Twilight, Kristen Stewart was photographed smoking a glass marijuana pipe in Los Angeles with her boyfriend/actor Michael Angarano (Sid in Lords of Dogtown) and their dog. Stewart plays Bella in the vampire flick, which took in $70 million in its first weekend. You may remember her turn as hippie chick Tracy in Sean Penn's Into the Wild.

Inside: Kristen smokes!

Outdoor marijuana plant eradication in California has leveled off after five years of staggering increases. According to figures provided to CelebStoner by CAMP (Campaign Against Marijuana Planting), 2,905,232 plants were seized this year - just 211 more than in 2007. However, a CAMP spokesperson contends that "the main reasons that the number of plants eradicated this year is low was due to the large fires that wiped out all vegetation in the Humboldt/Mendocino area in early summer."

Inside: California's Top 40 Cultivation Counties + eradication totals since 1983