Then day or night, all you do is hit a machine and walk away with enough vacuum-sealed, plastic-encapsulated cheeba to adequately treat your illness, and guarantee your car never smells like new leather again."

So how about that?

If that wasn't the most newsworthy item of the year so far, the press report goes on to explain, "The AVMs are already in place at their respective dispensaries and will be fully-operational by Monday, though their vestibules are still under construction; future plans include machine-vended pharmaceuticals like Vicodin, Viagra, and Propecia -- for when the excessive chemicals in Tab or Pepsi have wracked you with pain, limpness, and baldness. LMFAO!

I can see one outside every Tesco or Asda store in a matter of years.

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